MAN, am I bored…
and I miss my cat. How dumb is that? I miss my damn cat more than I miss anything. I guess that makes me a bona fide spinster. I know I am probably missing her more than she misses me. This is probably how it’s going down:
Me: Oh man, I miss my cat. She probably thinks I deserted her.
Betty: I’m hungry
Me: Maybe I should go get her. Maybe she would be happier to be with me, even if it means living in a small space. That would probably be so much better for her.
Betty: I’m sleepy
Me: Oh, woe is me. I am so sorry for leaving you this summer. If only you understood it’s for the best. I think about you all the time.
Betty: If only I could sleep and eat at the same time, life would be sweet.
Me: I hope Josh is giving you lots of love so it lessens your pain of losing me this summer.
Betty: I sure love digging in my litter box. Look at the poo fly!
Me: Oh Betty! I love you! I hate this separation! Ohhhhh! The pain!
Betty: Look one of those buzzing around things….I want to catch it! But I think I’ll nap a little bit first. I love tuna…zzzzz.
So, yeah…I’m pretty sure I am missing her more than she misses me.
I have a week to go before I move to camp. I think I’m gonna go into work with my sister next week…she wants me to rate her company as a temp…this shall be juicy.
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:43 am
The only way this could be funnier is if it was illustrated.
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:09 am
Abby, I know someone who COULD illustrate it…..so…how bout it? haha