Don’t Trust Yourself On Important Issues
If there is one thing I know I’m good at it’s giving advice. Ask anyone who has the good graces to know me personally. I am like the wizened sage at the top of the mountain. Only, you are one lucky bastard and don’t even need to climb out of bed to ask me a question. Hell, you don’t even need to put pants on.
Over the years I’ve been asked numerous times to share my advice. Newspapers and magazines across this great nation of ours have been clamoring to get me to write an advice column for decades. I just never felt like it was the right time. However, I don’t feel like I can hold my talents to myself any longer. It’s just not fair. Therefore, I am offering, for a limited time, to answer your questions. Feel free to email me at askmybestfriend@gmail.com. Ask me about your relationships, business, love, sex, psychic, technical, parenting, medical, and/or pet and I will answer them all…and I vow not to just answer them, but to answer them correctly.
You will no longer have to trust your own judgement on important and maybe not so important issues in your life. You can put your trust in me…your best friend.
November 13th, 2006 at 9:14 am
I approve of anything you don’t have to put pants on for.