November

I smell.  My hair is greasy.  I’m wearing dirty clothes.  I’m drinking rum and coke.  My left foot itches.  My cat is sleeping.  I keep losing at chess.  I’m watching pants off dance off on tv.  I went to the park today.  I made fun of yuppies who had a blanket expressly for picnics in the park.  I saw a couple who were pulling a dog in a wagon because the dog was too old to walk on his own.  I wanted to be able to do that for my dog, who lives with my parents and is very very old and who I know would love a wagon ride through the park.  I’m doing yoga tomorrow morning.  I watched the Favor of Love reunion today and was let down becasuse no one was able to actually hit New York in the jaw and make her cry.  I watched two movies, The Chumscrubber and Friends With Money today.  I would recommend both of them - both were strangely similar.  I had eggz benedict for brunch.  I made a sandwich for dinner.  I have bananas going bad in my kitchen.  I need to do laundry.  I wish I was somewhere else right now.

3 Responses to “November”

  1. Mom Says:

    Krista, you sound like you are a mess. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!! Then I promise I will take Pandy for a walk in the park.

  2. Krista Says:

    Please ignore these comments from my so called “mom” I don’t know who this woman is. Obviously, my own mother would never say that to me. My own mother doesn’t own a computer and thinks I’m perfect.

  3. Mom Says:

    You shouldn’t talk about your mother like that, you still have some of MY VERY OWN CELLS in your body—you are me, I am you.

    By the way, sit up straight, eat your vegetables and go to bed!

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