Miss Teen USA or The Downfall of American Society - You decide
OK, so I wanted to have some great introduction first entry on this brand new blog, but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to share with you the answers the top five Miss Teen USA contestants gave during the pagent this evening. Thank you Liz for giving me the idea as we kept calling each other back and forth and share just how incredibly dumb these girls are.
Miss Teen USA 2006
Top Five
VERBATIM
Miss North Dakota
Q - You were the local hero at the public pool? Tell us about that…
A - I actually saved a young boy from drowning and he was only 10 years old and he was swimming in the deep end and and he had dropped some goggles and he had lost some breath and he had gone under and I went in and I jumped in and I jumped after him and I got him and I he was and I was about to do CPR on him he actually you know uh got his breath and spat out the water he was just bawling and bawling and it was such an emotional and physical experience, it was great, saving a person’s life is AWESOME.
Miss Georgia
Q. You went on a caving trip? Tell us about that…
A. Um actually I went on a caving trip with a bunch of ….
Ahhh, freak out. My DVR changes channels and loses my rewound Miss USA Q&A. Suck suck sucky suck. This would have been a great post, alas. I will have to wait until next year. Something tells me the contestants won’t get any smarter so I’ll still have some good material.